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students after my own heart.

if facebook was around when i was in college, i would have definitely started a group like this.

only 57 members thus far, but sure to continue growing.

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You're missing the following from the group definition:

-- thinks a cucumber roll is sushi;

-- considers "brunch with friends" as her only unique hobby;

-- knows that older guys lay her to just relive their college years, but doesn't much care if he buys her dinner and is over 25; and

-- will not consume a beverage at night unless it came from bottle service.

[Nicegirl]

in the past i enjoyed your blog, however, the increasingly bitter tone is a major turn-off.

my guess is you've not been laid in a long, long time or you're the invisible man to shiksas.

self-loathing much?

[tracy]

I agree - you used to be funny but you now just seem totally bitter. Do you have anything new and insightful left to say? It seems like lately you just take clips of things from everyone else on the internet and post them on your blog... real creative.

[gene parmesan]

have either of you idiots ever read this site before? ijc's been pretty f-ing bitter since day 1.

[AnotherIJCvictim]

Amazing how anyone who criticizes ijc's is considered 'bitter'. Maybe ijc's really are pieces of crap; indeed, their insecurity makes them truly bitter and jealous of the whole world.

[threetoedsloth]

Of course the site is bitter! But it's also good and honest, and I'm glad at least there's SOMEBODY around to tell it like it is. All these IJCs out there are giving girls a bad name by being such vapid homogeneous overindulged douchebags, and isn't it good to have them taken to task?

...Well, I like it at least.

[Hoyt Pollard]

That woman in the photo is the furthest thing from an IJC (or a Jappy NYU Bitch).

[surlygrad]

why do people always forget to mention that these girls have such ridiculous tans they'd have been sitting in the back of the bus in 1955 Alabama.

[AnotherIJCvictim]

Surlygrad, I agree with you that the tan is yet another requisite of the ijc's clownish appearance, but the analogy is a little tasteless. Our African-American brothas and sistas have enough to deal with; why burden them with this.

[surlygrad]

I'm just trying to point out how dark the tans are. I know black people who aren't as dark as some of these girls.

[Nicegirl]

I totally agree IJCs need to be bitchslapped into the next millenium, it seems he's lost his sense of humor about the whole thing.

Maybe if he gets laid, he'll go back to being funny and bitter (a great combination).

ijc is getting laid-this is why his posts suck

[Da E Key]

good point!

if he wasn't he wouldn't take the easy way out by cutting and posting. Nay. He would be writing detailed posts like the 25 you know you're an IJC if...

THAT was funny!

cmon dude - you're losing you're audience. As any good performer knows you've got to go to your bread and butter in order to bring your audience to its feet!

[New to Jewish Girls Guy]

This resource is extremely valuable. I am currently seeing a Jewish girl and am having difficulty understanding her mental composition.

[Buffy]

Where did I get lost?

[Samanthe]

Oh, for God's sake, guy, you could just TALK to her. And if you don't like her personality, break up with her.

You guys are such a bunch of pussies. You ask a woman out just because she's attractive, and then you don't like her personality, and do you then go date someone with a better personality? No - you go whining on the internet that SHE should change.

For the last time. Start dating girls who live more than two subway stops from you. Cut out the superficial criteria. Learn to discuss topics besides money and sports. Stop smoking pot. There are normal, nice, and even attractive girls out there.

But we don't waste time with guys who don't appreciate us.

Sounds like Samanthe's a fat cow.

[Samanthe]

Defense rests.

[Da E Key]

Why should you stop smoking pot? Conversation is generally more interesting high.

[craig]

People (JAP boys and girls) who smoke pot on a regular basis do so because they can't stand the taste of booze. It's a simple fact. Especially JAP boys. They'll drink when the situation DEMANDS it, a saturday night for example, but they'd rather take the out to sit around and smoke pot because they can bitch about their bad dates or the shitty head that some girl name 'friedman' gave them that they all pass around. Now straighten your crooked mets hat and go get laid losers.

[Now that you mention it]

Is there such thing as shitty head?

Anyway, some of us just don't know the right way, since we don't have penises. SO any hints, boys? (seriously). And please answer: Is it true that the head of the penis is very sensitive but the shaft is not at all? is it ok if we just suck on the head?

[craig]

Actually, now that you mention it, there are truly only seldom cases of 'shitty' head - and usually only involves the dreaded teeth contact. Other than that, I suppose most head will be classified as non-shitty, though that dental contact is a sure-fire knock into the shitty category.

Now that - if you just focus most of your attention on the head it's fine, so long as you use your hand on the shaft. And its a 'must' to use that hand to wander (gently) to the balls area - a well timed 'wander' will surely make a man (i hope) breathe a bit shallower. But to just 'suck on the head' makes it sound boring, and a dangerosly close to skirting that mason-dixon line of good and shitty.

[Play]

Thanks for the advice!

Just remember, guys, if a woman gives you head, that means she is trying to make you feel good. so don't be mean about it. Unless she's been with 1,000 other guys, don't expect her to have the experience of a porn star. This goes for Jews, non-Jews, whoever.

And if you are just getting to know her, you two will have to get to know each other's bodies, too. You can give subtle directions just like we can: Higher, lower, softer.

If you just want to lie there and be serviced, hire a hooker.

[Da E Key]

Mind the stepchildren :)

ladies, the key is to get creative...

[Room 3]

I've seen IJCs learn how to use the subway in less time than it has taken to update this site. What gives? Intern season has begun...