how it came to be

i was getting drinks with a buddy of mine about a year ago and telling him about some girl i had gone out with a few times. in the middle of it all he put up his hand to stop me and told me to shut up. the angry dennis miller-like rant that followed went something like this:

"are you f-ing kidding me? this girl is completely worthess. absolutely average in every way. not interesting. not smart. certainly not hot. she's an interchangeable jappy chick...an IJC. every time you walk out your door in murray hill there are hundreds of girls just like her with the same clothes, from the same towns who went to the same schools, all with the same lame personalities whose only goal in life is to marry a jewish guy who makes a lot of money so they can sit on their fat asses for the rest of their lives, not work, and spend all your money. they are worthless and you should treat them that way."

and the rest, as they say, is history.

Comments

[StephanieKlein]

What about half jews? I've heard we're crazy; seriously, though that came from my ex. All ex's think their ex-girlfriend is crazy.